Random Stuff
November 23, 2008
I hate clutter. I hate all the personal crap people have in their house for decorations. I hate dry flowers I hate anything that is not nessicary. I hate bumper stickers, I hate junk. So why was I so compelled to buy these damn shadow boxes at Bed Bath and Beyond because “They are on sale!” Now my house no longer has bare walls and I might like it. But my issue with non nessicary items is being challenged even more. I mentioned I hate bumperstickers….well the Momtero had 2 when I bought it and had 3 when it died! (Obama ‘08, Leave No Trace, and an FSM badge) I loved all the stickers. Well now my most recent used car acquisition comes complete with 3 stickers (I heart Strippers, a #20 and a naked lady with the words SKIN). If you must know those stickers are staying on the car for the following reasons….I do love strippers, just maybe not the ones people think of first. I hear that NASCAR #20 is a bad A$$ so people will think I am also, and finally the “Skin” sticker might prevent a hate crime.
I bought a Pepsi today with an expiration of 08/05/08.
I am thinking of fixing the Momtero.
I am buying a Chevy Beretta.
My stereo in the Blazer fell out of the dash, the mirror cover on the sun visor fell off, and one speaker blew all in the same 40 minute drive.
Oh and I am eating energy drink gum.
SUCK IT!
p.s. the “Skin” sticker has a, how you say “Beaver Shot?” Yeah classy
keep the sun visor handy, you can hold it up if the sun is in your eyes at any angle, much more virsatile! i also hate bumper stickers [on my own vehicle] i quite enjoy reading them on someone else’s. i have more crap that any one person is entitled to AND your pepsi expired on my birthday!!!
lmao a skin sticker to avoid being the victim of a hate crime. LMAO.
really, Jeff, WHO doesn’t love strippers?
Oh, geez, Jeffy, I miss you! You crack me up.