I know, I know

So before anyone says it, I know I haven’t posted for a month, then I go and post 2 times within hours of each other…get over it, but I just saw something so funny I couldn’t help myself, I had to write about it.

So I am watching TV and this infomercial comes on for a fake fireplace that is actually a decorative space heater. As they are talking about it they list the following features…

- it is portable, so you can heat only the space you are using.

- it has a fake flame so it is cool to the touch, which is great for kids and pets.

- it is made by the Amish, so you know it is a quality product.

WAIT WHAT? It is made by the Amish? I thought I misheard it, but nope they showed pictures of Amish people working in an old barn to make these fireplaces. It is weird to say the least. Link to the insanity.

My sister makes jewelry, it is pretty cool stuff, she makes it from home and wants to turn her hobby into a part-time job so she can work from home. You should click on her Etsy shop to see if you like the stuff. If you like it, buy it and pass the word on. Don’t tell her about this blog though, very top secret from my family! Click Here, Click Here!

SUCK IT!

Predictions and other crap

So, I am a terrible blogger. I blog monthly and really don’t care. The problem these days is that I simply don’t care…did I mention I don’t care? Oh well I am sure this token blog post will keep some of you off my back

Jess on SHSNE, which I am not linking to because I don’t care to, made a very fun post last year. She made predictions for 2008, then at the beginning of this year updated us if her predictions panned out. So I am going to do the same thing!

10 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN 2009

1) I will not graduate. I know I want to, and I should, but for some reason will not.

2) I will get another pet. Let me say I do not really want another animal, but am a sucker for the sad eyes.

3) I will not “get in shape” like I threaten to every year.

4) I will pay off all my credit cards. This one I want to do, and will do.

5) The US will have a HUGE natural disaster.

6) I will date someone briefly.

7) Utah will not have an earthquake called “the big one”

I will buy another car.

9) I will regret buying another car.

10) I will have a different set of roommates.

And there you have my 2009 predictions, all of which will come true. Thinking about this, if I am as accurate as I think I am, I will never have to blog again and my dear readers will still know exactly what is going on in my life….interesting.

SUCK IT!