Predictions and other crap
January 19, 2009
So, I am a terrible blogger. I blog monthly and really don’t care. The problem these days is that I simply don’t care…did I mention I don’t care? Oh well I am sure this token blog post will keep some of you off my back
Jess on SHSNE, which I am not linking to because I don’t care to, made a very fun post last year. She made predictions for 2008, then at the beginning of this year updated us if her predictions panned out. So I am going to do the same thing!
10 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN 2009
1) I will not graduate. I know I want to, and I should, but for some reason will not.
2) I will get another pet. Let me say I do not really want another animal, but am a sucker for the sad eyes.
3) I will not “get in shape” like I threaten to every year.
4) I will pay off all my credit cards. This one I want to do, and will do.
5) The US will have a HUGE natural disaster.
6) I will date someone briefly.
7) Utah will not have an earthquake called “the big one”
I will buy another car.
9) I will regret buying another car.
10) I will have a different set of roommates.
And there you have my 2009 predictions, all of which will come true. Thinking about this, if I am as accurate as I think I am, I will never have to blog again and my dear readers will still know exactly what is going on in my life….interesting.
SUCK IT!
I especially like #7. I swear I’ve been hearing about “The Big One” since I was cells in utero…
But, as a geologist, I have to say, SOMEDAY it will happen, AND all the Mormons will FREAK OUT!!!