Predictions and other crap

January 19, 2009

So, I am a terrible blogger. I blog monthly and really don’t care. The problem these days is that I simply don’t care…did I mention I don’t care? Oh well I am sure this token blog post will keep some of you off my back :)

Jess on SHSNE, which I am not linking to because I don’t care to, made a very fun post last year. She made predictions for 2008, then at the beginning of this year updated us if her predictions panned out. So I am going to do the same thing!

10 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN 2009

1) I will not graduate. I know I want to, and I should, but for some reason will not.

2) I will get another pet. Let me say I do not really want another animal, but am a sucker for the sad eyes.

3) I will not “get in shape” like I threaten to every year.

4) I will pay off all my credit cards. This one I want to do, and will do.

5) The US will have a HUGE natural disaster.

6) I will date someone briefly.

7) Utah will not have an earthquake called “the big one”

8) I will buy another car.

9) I will regret buying another car.

10) I will have a different set of roommates.

And there you have my 2009 predictions, all of which will come true. Thinking about this, if I am as accurate as I think I am, I will never have to blog again and my dear readers will still know exactly what is going on in my life….interesting.

SUCK IT!

One Response to “Predictions and other crap”

  1. Al said

    I especially like #7. I swear I’ve been hearing about “The Big One” since I was cells in utero…

    But, as a geologist, I have to say, SOMEDAY it will happen, AND all the Mormons will FREAK OUT!!!

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