Conversation with Bridge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bridge and I talking about the cost of soccer and the proper equipment needed.

 

*I edited my last name out and edited a few words for spelling and clarity, this is an honest conversation we had*

 

 

Bridge: i paid $100 for outfits
Jeff: WHOA

Bridge: and $63 for tuition

Bridge: yeah

Jeff: those uniforms are like $2 at DI

Bridge: shoes

Jeff: ahhhh yes

Bridge: i am picky about shoes

Jeff: and shin guards

Bridge: their shoes were $25 a piece

Bridge: and they needed balls

Bridge: i have size 2 3 4 balls

Bridge: i’ll need a size 5 next

 

Jeff: I think I have size 3 balls

Jeff: I have like 10 in my basement

Jeff: balls that is

Bridge: i’ll steal yours from now on

 

Jeff: you can have my balls, I dont use them
Bridge: no? 

Bridge: you don’t?

Jeff: nope, used them a few years ago…now they sit…schriveled

Bridge: if you don’t want them i’ll take them… but you can keep them if you can sell them

Jeff: I can’t even give my balls away much less sell them

Bridge: since max coaches he could use them

Bridge: liar

Bridge: you could TOTALly sell them

Jeff: I will bring my balls by sometime

Bridge: all of them…

Jeff: you can tell me if they are big enough for max

Jeff: He needs to play with the right size balls

Bridge: can i watch?

Jeff: Yeah, I told the parents that when we were workign on ball handling skills I wanted everyone to watch.

Jeff: That way the parents could play with their balls properly when they got home

Jeff: Seriously, I will bring my ball sack over tomorrow

Jeff: I was thinking about it..and I might have given my balls, ball sack and cones to Jess last year

Bridge: if you did that is fine

Jeff: I will look in my downstairs and see if I still have my balls